I think starting to drink coffee might have been a top five worst decisions I've never made... and I blame Jarod.
When I met Jarod and we started dating, I obvi used studying as a way to hang out more. More to my surprise, Jarod actually wanted to study instead of make out. So I'd sit there, bored out of my mind on my computer, FBing, while he studied and would usually doze off for awhile (I can sleep standing up). Every time I would come over, Jarod had a fresh pot of coffee. Honestly... the stuff tastes like boiling hot bitter water to me. Especially since the only way Jarod would offer it was black...no sugar, no cream. If I didn't like him so much, I'd probably spit it in his face. haha. (But seriously....in February when my sister and I eat chocolates from the Valentine's day boxes, if I get one with fruit or coconut, I make a face and she sticks out her hand for me to spit it out. We've been doing it since I was little, nbd)
Cut to Mommy: The Student. As perfect as Jarod can be, coffee became my lover. I had coffee in the morning, in the afternoon, even at night depending on what needed to get done. Before you feel sorry for me, I'm seriously, the ultimate slacker so I wait until late night on the day before to get things done, so essentially, MY bad! (Emphasis on the "my") I seriously could stay up for days. But now, I'm getting just a little worried. I've been having these half awake half asleep moments where I can't tell the difference between dreaming and reality, I'm very irritable, and because drinking coffee made my appetite go away, I haven't been eating very well. Those things alarmed me, but now I'm concerned. My hair is falling out like whoa. It's not because I stopped taking prenatals, because I never took them in the first place. And this started happening very recently. I could very well make a wig out of the hair that falls out in one day. This has never happened before, and I'm afraid I might go bald. Biggest fear aside from the government regulating TV consumption. So, I'm stopping. While I'm no longer a scientist, I could still play one on TV convincingly, so I decided that because the caffeine was draining my system more often (drink coffee= pee a lot), it was draining out the small amount of nutrition I was getting. Thursday was awful, today was better. But I also didn't have to do anything but hang out with Sam. One logical alternative would be to take vitamin supplements. Um, wrong. I sure as hell will not swallow those. Do I look like a drug mule? I would gag and probably die.
I'm looking into some alternatives, but right now, I decided on a little arithmetic:
[(Old Vi)+(Mommy Vi)]-[(Excessive Drinking)+(Mild Stupidity/Bad Decisions)]= V2k11
OMG amazing.
Every day is new so we'll seeeee :)
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